Kiki Dee and Elton John - Dont go staining my floor
The Shirelles - Will you still shove me tomorrow
Tammy Wynette - Stand by your pram
Dolly Parton -  Ninety five
Glen Campbell - I'm a nine stone cowboy
The Hollies - Sorry who's Anne ?

Led Zepplin - Stairlift to Heaven
Queen - I want to Break Wind
The Hollies - Bus Pass
The Drifters - Saturday Night at the Bingo
Richard Harris - Mc arthur-ritus Park

Christie - Yellow Liver

Billy J Kramer - Bad Tum-me

Herman's Hermits - Mrs Brown you've got a lovely walker.
Bee Gees - How can you mend a broken hip?
Roberta Flack - First time ever I forgot your face.
Paul Simon - 50 ways to lose your liver.
The Commodores - Once, twice, three times to the bathroom.
Procol Harum - A whiter shade of hair.
Leo Sayer - You make me feel like napping.
The Temptations – Pappa’s got a kidney stone.
Abba - Denture Queen
Helen Reddy - I am woman hear me snore.
Leslie Gore - It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to.

The Swinging Blue Jeans - The Hippy Hippy Break

The Beatles - Day trip to Weston-Super-Mare
Johnny Nash - I can't see clearly now